nipplefreckle:

that fucking doge trend has ruined my ability to speak and now i’m worried because god forbid i’m stabbed or something and i call 911 and i’m coughing up blood and 911 finally answers and all i can gasp out is

"much knife"

"such stab"

wow

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Looking for some squadmates for battle field 4 on PS3!

Age: preferably teenage, Gender: Any.Skill Level: Any. Message me if interested.

Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding

Harvey Danger-Flagpole Sitta

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